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Power Ten - Week 10

I know this is supposed to be a Power Sixteen, but way too many teams are just horrible right now. It actually pained me to try and rank some of the teams from 11-16. As in, I got a feeling in my stomach as if to say: "Why are you trying to rank teams that suck so much?" So, I decided to go back to a Power Ten. It will be better this way, I promise.

1.) New England - A unanimous number one. Even if you don't like them, if you argue that they are not the number one team in the league right now, then you are a fucking dumb ass.

2.) Indianapolis - It took a while to pick a number two. I was going to put Dallas there but how would that make sense? The Patriots beat the Cowboys easily, while the Colts gave them some trouble.

3.) Dallas - I think Dallas would beat Green Bay if they played today, so the Cowboys win the three spot.

4.) Green Bay - I'm beginning to believe that the inevitable Green Bay slump is never going to come. Maybe last year was a fluke. They need to get the running game going, though. Favre's arm will not carry them to the Super Bowl alone.

5.) Pittsburgh - Yes, Pittsburgh destroyed Baltimore last night. But that Baltimore team we saw last night was horrible. It sucked. They shit the bed. Once they beat a quality team, I'll give them some credit. And they can start by taking care of Cleveland this week.

6.) New York Giants - Coming off a bye week to play the division and conference leading Cowboys. Are the Giants for real? I think so. And not just because of this book.

7.) Detroit - More than halfway to the ten game win prediction by Jon Kitna, I finally believe they are actually a good team. They sure do give up a shitload of sacks, though, which is apparently Mike Martz's fault and not the O-Line.

8.) Tennessee - The Titans D wanted that shutout against Carolina. From cornerback Nick Harper:

"We wanted the goose egg."

A tough defense and a strong running game. Just think what they can do when Vince Young has a decent game.

9.) New Orleans - The Saints are on a roll. Don't expect them to stop either, with the Rams coming up.

10.) Cleveland - Easily the most suprising team of the year. Right now, I'd give Romeo Crennel coach of the year.